You can’t even find this on YouTube yet. A tweaked Twister trailer put together by some employees at Liberty Hall Video in Lawrence, KS.
Don’t worry, Luetta. I’d still tap it. I’m about to go for a run, just hoping it’s enough to blow the stank off MY ass. I’m still trying to dispel the “winter fluff” I’ve accumulated and it’s already freakin’ June. Being 29 is hard. If this doesn’t work I’ll have to break out the bike like ol’ Luetta up there.
wherethesunbeamsend asked: what attracts you so to girls-on-bikes? elaborate, please. (i share your affinity, btw, but i also like dudes-on-bikes, bikes-on-bikes, and bikes-without-riders)
Oh God, there’s a plethora of reasons. First off, I like just knowing that said lady KNOWS how to ride a bike. I’ve known several girls that don’t and I always pitied/resented them a little. Also, riding a bike is just a fun thing to do. You never see a girl glowering and bitching about the poor service at Jeffersons while she’s riding. Mostly she’s just cruising, smiling with everything except her lips (or maybe her lips, too) and heading down to lock up her wheels by the Replay patio. Riding a bike also implies that this adorable woman is thrifty or mindful of the environment since she’s not jumping in an SUV with two dented bumpers and driving half a mile to get a coke. Lastly, biking requires coordination, concentration, strength and stamina, which are all very useful qualities in the bedroom.
AWESOME BONUS: Wearing a billowy skirt or dress while biking is one of the most alluring things I think a woman could do.
griffnation asked: Do you like running through the woods completely naked?
You know for a fact that I do.
neenershevyhart asked: You sir rock my god damn face off. Oh and I like your beard hehe.
Swizzle. My beard remains stoic but secretly proud of your praise.
Give me this baby. Just give it to me and let me follow it into a glorious, suburban future.
525,600 bullshits
Looking for a place to live is a fucking mind-fuck. Ridiculous stipulations, lazy apartment managers don’t get back to you, $400 deposits plus $300 pet deposits, $600 350 square foot studios…ET FUCKING CETERA. I’ve been living in a cinderblock basement with one dirty window in the corner for almost a year now and all I want to do is get out. Two roommates, one who doesn’t clean but does pay bills, the other one who doesn’t pay bills and also doesn’t clean. Lights flicker often and bulbs blow even oftener (yeah, OFTENER) with all this weird, ancient wiring. The bathroom sink backs up if you brush your teeth or shave and it smells like sulfur. The dryer doesn’t work. The basement floods when you use the hose to water the shitty little garden out back. The walls are a uniform dingy gray. Roommate #2 leaves his Hamms cans EVERYWHERE. Piled in the living room, all over the kitchen table, in his “office” (jerkoff space). And I can’t keep beer in the fridge or it will be stolen. I refuse to live with anyone until I get married and even then I might make her sleep in the walk-in closet. You guys know of any good places east of 9th street in good ol’ Lawrence, KS? I refuse to pay more than $500 but I’m always good for it and I keep a tidy goddamn house.
ellehcimhael-deactivated2010090 asked: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Scotland. Don’t know why, just like the way it sounds. SCOTLAND. Yeah.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming….
